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Vladimir Putin Executes Lesbian Punk Band Tatu

In a surprising move, Russian President Vladimir Putin has taken the ultimate step in silencing the popular lesbian punk band t.A.T.u.
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Top 10 Feet in the DNC

Nancy Pelosi: …this woman is usually spotted walking around Washington with a pair of size-ten stilettos.
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I really want to stick my penis in this thing.

I’m not sure if you know this, but I have a lot of weird quirks. When it comes to sex, for example, I have an unnatural penchant for putting my penis inside strange things.
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The Alt-Right has a Furry Problem.

Alt-right activists are so into furries that they’re going to be meeting at a convention for the furry community this weekend, and it’s kind of awkward.
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Top 10 reasons to kill yourself.

The best part about killing yourself is that it’s 100 percent reversible, so you have nothing to lose by giving it a shot.
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Top 10 hot-dog condiments. You can’t go wrong with these!

There are few things in life more American than the humble hot dog, and with National Hot Dog Day coming up on July 23rd, we thought it was high time to give you a little refresher course on the best way to enjoy this all-American favorite. Whether you like your hot dogs with ketchup, mustard,…
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Ukraine is gay and I don’t care about it. (op-ed)

For starters, Ukraine is not a real country. It’s just a made-up place that was created by Russia so that it could take over the area around the Black Sea. Of course, it’s not like there’s anything wrong with that, but it’s just not fair to call this region of the world “Ukraine.” We should…
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Right-Wing foot fetishism is on the rise. Democracy is under threat.

Foot fetishism is on the rise, and it’s not just limited to straight men anymore.
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Why Anime is destroying the American dream. (op-ed)

As a longtime fan of anime myself, I was surprised to see how much it had changed over the past decade or so
