Ten reasons why I had sex with your mom:

1. She’s not as old as you think.
2. I like the way she looks in a bathing suit.
3. She has an ass that makes me want to slap it.
4. Her tits are great for grabbing onto when you’re on top of her.
5. She likes it rough, so I can’t get enough.
6. She knows how to please a man.
7. She has a tight pussy that I love to pound.
8. I like the way she screams my name when I’m inside her.
9. I love the way she smells after a long day at work.
10. She’s a MILF.