10. You don’t want to die, you just want to feel alive.
11. You’re afraid of being alone.
12. You’re tired of making the same mistakes over and over again.
13. You hate your job and the people who work there.
14. You have a terrible taste in music.
15. You’re embarrassed that you’ve never read any books.
16. Your parents are embarrassing.
17. You can’t remember the last time you had sex.
18. You think life is unfair.
19. You don’t like the way you look.

The best part about killing yourself is that it’s 100 percent reversible, so you have nothing to lose by giving it a shot.